what do you mean i cant name my son dorito
because thats nacho son
Amei seu tumblr *----*
thank you so much sweetie 💖
fun game, don’t say any of these words when ur talking online & see how long u last:
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.
It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world