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gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

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Anonymous:
Amei seu tumblr *----*

thank you so much sweetie 💖

nue:

fun game, don’t say any of these words when ur talking online & see how long u last:

  • wow
  • lol
  • haha
  • lmao
  • tru
  • tbh
  • tho
  • like
  • omg
  • omfg
  • fuck
  • shit
  • wtf

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Timestamp: 1405978826

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follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

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thevoluntaryistpunk:

I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.

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bl-ossomed:

I wanna marry him.

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Timestamp: 1405978530

bl-ossomed:

I wanna marry him.

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flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

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Timestamp: 1405978520

flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

(via bellsndwhistles)

harpistin221bwinchesteralley:

ibelieveinsher0ck:

stopholdingontoair:

It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

Woah

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brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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